oh WHATEVER. it's irrelevant anyway since i haven't worn it in years.
also you know what, the best thing you ever did here was SHAVE THAT HORRIBLE GOATEE. why did you even think that was okay?? ever??? it was like a rat tail but ON YOUR FACE
I can't believe you made me shave my goatee?? I'm adding that to the list of "terrible things you've done to me in the past week". there shouldn't BE a list dickhead
and it makes me COOL not that you would ever know? and guess what? it's back bitch because I guess I also get back facial hair along with eyes which is a weird combo but the point is
wait wait wait are you SERIOUS right now. do you seriously think I cheated on you?
okay like granted I am a GREAT catch and everyone should be hopping on this dick because it's just that bomb. but what the FUCK rhys it was one goddamn week and everyone in this stupid vault is a friggin toddler anyways
okay well I kind of did but ONLY before I found out how old she was?? like come on she's super hot and her makeup made her look way older so it's totally not my fault. but you're more into the age difference thing than me so I wasn't gonna tap that
so the "thing" was just "someone asked me for help" dumbass
jesus christ rhys I didn't even know who the hell you were. and you broke my nose? that's another for the list by the way
and 1) I didn't stab you in the back 2) even if you're just being an overdramatic tit and maybe I did, I didn't do it on purpose. she already knew it was you
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also you know what, the best thing you ever did here was SHAVE THAT HORRIBLE GOATEE. why did you even think that was okay?? ever??? it was like a rat tail but ON YOUR FACE
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and it makes me COOL not that you would ever know? and guess what? it's back bitch because I guess I also get back facial hair along with eyes which is a weird combo but the point is
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fuck you
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YOU'RE SO MATURE FUCK YOU
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also i'm asking judy to erase the code that gives you a dick
HOPE YOU LIKE BEING A EUNUCH
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also this would effect you too dumbass because also super remember you spending like the last week trying to hop on my dick
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AND IT WAS MY DICK TO HAVE, JACK. YOU WERE THE ONE CHEATING ON ME.
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wait wait wait are you SERIOUS right now. do you seriously think I cheated on you?
okay like granted I am a GREAT catch and everyone should be hopping on this dick because it's just that bomb. but what the FUCK rhys it was one goddamn week and everyone in this stupid vault is a friggin toddler anyways
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give him a moment. ]
then uh
what was that thing with elizabeth about? i mean
she was obviously trying to catch me and
i figured you were helping her because you wanted to fuck her
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so the "thing" was just "someone asked me for help" dumbass
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so
all it takes is for someone to just ask for you to stab me in the back? or does it have to be a pretty girl, specifically?
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and 1) I didn't stab you in the back 2) even if you're just being an overdramatic tit and maybe I did, I didn't do it on purpose. she already knew it was you
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aka after a few hours rhys is getting another email ]
you're proving my point here for the record you big baby
you can't just ignore me
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especially since the rest of the day sort of goes crazy busy and full of farts for him. he'll talk to you later, jack!! ]