heroizes | letters to SOME ASSHOLE

I don't know! I didn't get to friggin pick them so ask judy? which fuck you too because you can't bring that kind of stuff into what memories I got saddled with because that is NOT MY FAULT jesus

I DIDN'T THROW YOU UNDER THE BUS UNTIL YOU WERE A CRAZY ASSHOLE RHYS

that's less throwing someone under the bus and watching as they get run over by a bus after they go stand in the middle of traffic

so, yeah, fuck you here we go

I'm standing in your server room
Cuz I got kicked while playing Doom
The lights are dim, but I can see
Your hardware is so quality
I need to apply the patch
So I can get back in the match
But something's caught my eye
A mainframe reaching through the sky

You've got a good looking mainframe
I like the size of your mainframe
I have a query for your mainframe
Can I make an input output request?

It's standing there so shiny
Will you accept my query?
I need to prove this theory
Anticipate is killing me
If you could just calculate
What is the optimum rate?
I know you'll pass the test
Your monolithic mainframe is the best

You've got a good looking mainframe
I like the size of your mainframe
I have a query for your mainframe
Can I make an input output request?

Edited 2016-11-05 19:41 (UTC)

So what?? It still made everything I did here for YOU and now you're acting like I stabbed you in the back when everything since I got here has been FOR YOU. EVEN GETTING US HERE WAS FOR YOU. SO FUCK YOU.

YOU HELPED HER?? YOU HELPED THE WOMAN OBVIOUSLY INVESTIGATING THE STAFF WHEN YOU KNEW I WAS STAFF. HOW IS THAT NOT THROWING ME UNDER THE BUS?

AND FUCK YOU YOU'RE NOT GETTING THAT SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD

okay I am not acting here because you didn't stab me in the back you stabbed me in the face remember

I wasn't going to let her kill YOU that was the whole goddamn point! we need one staff member for information oh wow look there's one of them actually WILLING TO TALK TO US (or at least me). she kind of agreed until you went BATSHIT CRAZY

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O RLY?
because I totally think I am dickweed

IT WAS METAPHORICAL

AND BIGBY WAS A STAFF MEMBER, YOU MORON. SHE WAS NEVER GOING TO TRUST ME WHEN SHE ALREADY HAD BIGBY IN HER POCKET, YOU ABSOLUTE PIECE OF SHIT!!!! HE SPENT ALL HIS TIME TRYING TO NOT GET HER KILLED AND WAS OBVIOUSLY TRYING TO SELL US OUT TO HER!!!!!!!!!! STOP TRYING TO JUSTIFY THE FACT YOU THREW ME UNDER THE BUS FOR SOMEONE YOU BARELY KNEW. OF COURSE I HAD TO TAKE US BOTH OUT, OTHERWISE I WAS GOING TO DIE AND YOU WERE GOING TO KEEP BELIEVING SOMETHING THAT WASN'T TRUE AT ALL, EVEN IF YOU GOT OUT OF HERE. WHY WOULD I DO THAT TO YOU!!!!!!!!!

FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!

oh

why didn't you just say that?

you wouldn't have believed me, jack. i knew what i was doing but there's certain shit i couldn't tell you and instead you thought i was fucking everything up.

i wasn't.